“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
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Today is Merida’s coronation at Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World Resort. Welcome Merida as the latest official Disney Princess!
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Best Burt Macklin moment ever
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if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
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i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
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WHY DID WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS
Jessica Rabbit is having none of your sexual assault
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